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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: yup!! especcialy if he had an account wen u had that pic up....muahahahahahaaaa

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: LOL well ya know! ill put it back up again if ye like :P

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: :| i think im gona throw up now.....afta looking at that....

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: hehehehehehe dont be mean hes alright really, hes nice person! kinda.....wtf am i on? EEEEEEEEEEEE

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ahhhhhh.........run away!!! *starts running*

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: i cant blieve u just sed that AMI...im rely wurried bout u now!! :s....and dont u run away mr...mrs...miss..err...ms! :D

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: *peeks head around the corner* don't come anywhere near me!!

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: why u run?

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: yea...WHY?!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: because you 2 are getting to be right weirdo's and ur both as bad as each other

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: wooooooooo!! il take that as a compliment!! :D

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok?????

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: yea im fine thanks :P u??

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I am ok, but I think u have a screw loose

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: im glad u agree :D

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thats ok, i think

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: im a weirdo? =( i thought you was my friend?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: well you were acting like one at the time

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: sowwie ^_^

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thats ok, *Smiles*, can you tell what you think of Equilibrium, by the way it isn't finished yet

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: i think its good! im impressed, how do you thinkof so much to write?!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I like the film, and I've watched it God knows how many times

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: lol cool! hehe im sickly happy ^_^ downloaded grease soundtrack

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: good for you

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: ITS NOT GOOD THO! *stresses* its distressing!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: lol, anyways would you be interested in joining Equilibrium

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: ummmmmmmm sure thing, what do i have to do?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: go to equlibrium and then go to the characters page, and make up a character

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: okie dokie

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: im all confused...ive never watched before, i just thought it was interesting

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ^-^

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: oh right, well what do you want to be called?

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: ummmmm i dunno! im no good at names! hmmmmm.....Brian?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok, if you want to be a bloke on it

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: but im a girl, why cant a girl be called brian?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok, whatever. Right now I need to know what you would like to be in it (Cleric, Revolutionary, Police, Citizen of Libria)

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: what are each of those?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: They are different roles in Libria and I forgot one you can be apart of the counsil

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: whats revelutionary?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: They fight against the cleric and father

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: are they bad people?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: no they are the good guys

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: ohhhh, well are there any bad people?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: The Cleric, the police and the counsil are bad people

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: owww why are they bad? i wana be a revelutionary

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: because they are the ones keeping the city emotionless, while the revolutionary's have emotions

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: yey!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Now I need to know what you want to look like

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: ummmm i dunno hang on ill revert this to messaging

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: ami shud b a bad guy :P hehe

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: y!?

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: muahahahahahahaaaaaa hehehe......i dno

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: what r u going on about now [~DarkMark~]

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: i dno...i never know....but i get the feeling u dont like me lol :P

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I do but u r a bit to weird to my likings, ^-^ but u r still a cool person

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: awwwww thankee!! im just kinda hyper lol, even tho i have a headache :(

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: oh rite, well I just being normal, even though I have drank 4 litres of Sprite in the last hour and become hyper active on it.

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: everybody loves heather!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: yep ^-^

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: awwwwwwww ur all so kind!! :) hehe, thank you, thank you *takes a bow* hehehe :P

2004-09-19 [jobby]: lol

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: hey you! :D

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Hey [jobby]

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: how b u this fine night??

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: me be fine on this fine night, lol

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: and how is r simon jobson on this fine night also??

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I dunno, lol

2004-09-19 [jobby]: im great thankin you, and how is heather?

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: heather is ok! feelin better every second!

2004-09-19 [jobby]: cool cool

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: OWWWWWW i just fell off my chair.....

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thats good

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: NO IT ISNT!!!

2004-09-19 [jobby]: u hurt the floor lol just playin

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: :(

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: don't b sad

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: HES PURE EVIL!!! lol :P

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: and it hurt lol

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: who's evil

2004-09-19 [jobby]: lol i was just jokin hunny :-)

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: jobbys evil!! :P hehe oj, luvya rely!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thats ok

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: lol everythings ok, its a lurrrrrvly day! wooo that even rhymes...i shud right a song :P hahaha no chance

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: i would like to see that

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: hehee i did right a song once...but i only did the music, no words

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: oh rite

2004-09-19 [jobby]: that was silly. get the words done asap, for all to hear

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: il have 2 find the music again then so it all goes 2gether...must be round here sumwhere...*looks behind the curtains*

2004-09-19 [jobby]: all you will find behind there is a picturesque scene of the Wirral. what a lovely place

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: wow!!lol!!

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: haha!! wteva lol i can c the pituresque scene of my jungle of a backgarden

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: oh and a brick wall

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: all i see is dartmoor

2004-09-19 [jobby]: my view is really nice. its the north sea, with the moon shining off. now thats picturesue

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: well dartmoor can be pretty and can be an asshole

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: welllllll if i look out da window in the kitchen i c the sea, stars, and wales :) its beautiful

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thats nice for u

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: we'll have 2 swap views for a day lol

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: yeah that would be fun, lol

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: i want jobbys view tho, :P il go get a tent and put it in his back garden hehe, what a surprise he'll get in the mornin!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: lol, I'll meet u there

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: woooooooo!! *party at jobby's every1!!*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: right, soz but I have to go now as I have to do my maths homework

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: bye

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: bye byeeeee i need 2 do my bio nd physics hwk lol, ive been doin it since 2pm lol ah welll....xxxxxx

2004-09-19 [jobby]: lol cool

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: party?!

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: yup!! jobbys place!! he hasnt actually agreed...but i know he dusnt mind ;) hehe aint that right?? :P

2004-09-19 [jobby]: yeh thats right. theres a minimum of one person allowed lol

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: hehe il be round in a minit lol

2004-09-19 [jAMm]: take me! take me!

2004-09-19 [~DarkMark~]: il pick u up on the way!

2004-09-19 [jobby]: lol ok

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: yay! where are we going?

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: northumberland!!

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: oh fun! wheres that? *gawmless look*

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: north i fink...near newcastle....c..i am clever rely!!

2004-09-20 [jobby]: lol yeah its up near Scotland

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: pfft u wish! i love scotland! do u have an accent by any chance? ^_^

2004-09-20 [jobby]: what do you mean wish? scotland is about 20 miles away. i dont have a scotish accent, more of a northern geordie one

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: kewl, they better. i mean she wishes she was clever! u know she bought four sandwhiches from marks and spencer and ate them all in about 10 minutes! FOUR! I MEAN HONESTLY!

2004-09-20 [jobby]: cool stuff. i wud love a sandwhich

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: AMI U LIE!! :P lol hehehe hey...i was hungry!!! nd it was 2 packets not 4..

2004-09-20 [jobby]: lol gggrrreeedddyyyy

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: *hangs head in shame*

2004-09-20 [jobby]: heh

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: twz a v gr8 day tho......shouting at people in the streets off the steps of the radio 1 tower.....

2004-09-20 [jobby]: wicked. i was listenin to radio 1 2day

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: did they mention 2 loons shouting off there steps by anychance??

2004-09-20 [jobby]: nah. they wer on about having a protest in london. talk in chilled out loons 00>

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: okily...i am!!!

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: it wasnt radio 1 it was radio city you nutter

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: arguing again ami

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: not at all ^_^ tee hee hee

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: I have finished your character on Equilibrium by the way and if you know anybody else who would be interested let me know, by the way have you seen James lately.

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: no i havent =( ive mailed him but he doesnt appear to be online at all! whats happened?!

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: I dunno, I was just wondering as I haven't heard him complaing about our private convo's that don't include him and his amazingly short rule list

2004-09-20 [~DarkMark~]: SOWIIII!!! radio 1.....radio city...same difrnce

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: .<

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: lol i hate rules! but i think ive abided by the few that are there!

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: i dunno about me lol >.<

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: hmmmmmm what u doen now?!

2004-09-20 [Firenze]: Homework

2004-09-20 [jAMm]: tut...tut...tut...I AM ASHAMED! DEEPLY DEEPLY ASHAMED!

2004-09-21 [Firenze]: evil, stats h/w

2004-09-21 [jAMm]: what what?

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: Statistics (maths)

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: heh well im in i.c.t! mehehehe

2004-09-22 [~DarkMark~]: heh well im at home!! mehehehehe

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: me 2! ha!

2004-09-22 [~DarkMark~]: grrrrrrrrr!!

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: ^_^

2004-09-22 [~DarkMark~]: hehe WE LOVE 6TH FORMERS!!! ;P heheheeeee

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: no u do i dont i didnt see who it was BUT ONE FO THEMW AS GINGER!

2004-09-22 [~DarkMark~]: hey dont dis gingers, there very kwl ppl! i bumpd in2 one of them 6th fromers afta RS :s lol

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: lol me 2! but i aint dissin! its a good thing remember!

2004-09-22 [~DarkMark~]: ano!!! :D bring back radio city....

2004-09-22 [jAMm]: lol! yey!

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: heheeeeeeeeeeee dat day was amazin :P

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: ^_^

2004-09-24 [jAMm]: see i told oyu she was crazy *cookoo*

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: so true so true

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: WELL EXCUSE ME 4 BEING NORMAL!

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: I know you are ^_^ cause no one is as mad as me!!

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: dont b 2 sure about that....:P

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: I can't b assed to argue now, as I am going river jumping later and have homework 2 do

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: well just so every1 in the world knows....I AM DA MADEST IN DA WORLD!!! and i no ami agrees

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: lol

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: and adam and the 6th formers do 2 :P muahahahahaaaa

2004-09-24 [Firenze]: do I care, no!!

2004-09-24 [jAMm]: shes not as crazy as [Firenze] trust me, mehehehe but adam has to be the campest straight guy i know! THE BIG PINK MONSTER!

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: AMI DID U C ME IN PHYSICS 2DA?? NO!! LOL ASK LUCY!

2004-09-24 [jAMm]: lol no i did not i am not in your physics lesson!

2004-09-24 [~DarkMark~]: heheeee u rely shud av bin there :P

2004-09-25 [jAMm]: oh god, what did you do?!

2004-09-25 [~DarkMark~]: i told mr nile i was gna sue him if i got a bladder infection coz he wudnt let me go da loo, then i was laffin nf pissin him off allllllll lesson :P ez good fun!!

2004-09-25 [jAMm]: LOL sounds great!

2004-09-25 [Firenze]: lol, good for u! [jAMm] would you like to join me in Equilibrium, as I am about to shoot the defense minister.

2004-09-27 [lordjoesnow]: hiya sweet sexy you xxx

2004-09-27 [~DarkMark~]: elooooo! :D thx 4 2day! :)

2004-09-28 [jAMm]: oh god its the mushy crew! *vomits*

2004-09-28 [~DarkMark~]: SHUT YA FACE MRS!!! lol tehe

2004-09-28 [jAMm]: ^_^ ITS TRUE THO!

2004-09-28 [~DarkMark~]: yea well....:P tehe

2004-10-01 [jAMm]: lol, grr in ICT, its reaaallllly boring!

2004-10-01 [Phoenix-X]: pigeons are evil, but crows are black....ooo how dangerous that statement was.... :p ha watcha going to do bout it?

2004-10-01 [~DarkMark~]: sit on it

2004-10-02 [jAMm]: what was wrong with the statement?

2004-10-02 [Phoenix-X]: it's called "randomness".....don't take it to heart ok ppl?

2004-10-02 [jAMm]: HA my heart is cold and made of stone i couldn't take anything to it, its obnoxious, it would only throw it back in my face!

2004-10-02 [Phoenix-X]: lol poor child :)

2004-10-02 [~DarkMark~]: andy pandy sugar and candy

2004-10-03 [~DarkMark~]: heheheheheeeeee

2004-10-03 [jAMm]: here we go, rhyming again heather! its just unhealthy!

2004-10-03 [~DarkMark~]: i aint in the mood right now ami

2004-10-04 [jAMm]: u werent when i posted that message either!

2004-10-04 [~DarkMark~]: good point....

2004-10-05 [jAMm]: awww dont worry *huggles u*

2004-10-05 [~DarkMark~]: hey i aitn wurried!!!....im hyper...^_^

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